Curi these frm 1 of d forwarded emails

1/. Are there any free funeral for those who died in the office ?
2/. Do you provide parking space for staff above 55 ?
3/. Is grandmother allowed to take their grandchildren to the office incase nobody look after ?
4/. Will PHC provide wheelchairs to older staff with knee problems ?
5/. Is pee-pot and funnel provided for 55 age above staff ?
6/. Can e-mail handle big f onts for ageing staff ?
7/. Will the company provide rocking chair for egonomic purposes ?
8/. To handle hearing problem , is it allowed to scream in the office ?
9/. Any porridge serve in the canteen ?
10/. Escalator for ageing staff is essential , will the company provide one at the platforms or at the HeadOffice ?
11/. Oxygen Bottle at corners of HQ / Offices and Platforms.
12/. Special rest room for tired Personals that need rest (afternoon time)
13/. Allowance for Minyak Kapak , Vicks and Ventagino ....
14/. Knee , ankle and arm "support" pads .
15/. Body support for ladies to ensure they maintain their appearance .
16/. Free Perfume spray in office to overcome item 13 smells .

Overly genius jua org atu ah... tefikir ia kn soalan2 cani ani, hehehe!! So... any additional questions that can be added here?? Do tell... hahaha!!